As a parent, the rate balloons accrue in my house has skyrocketed. Once they stop floating the kiddos tend to lose interest, and I had been using scissors to deflate them prior to tossing in the bin. No more!
1) Gather balloons that are to be disposed of.
2) Find the biggest butcher knife you can.
3) When no one else is in the kitchen, toss the balloons in the air and wield knife appropriately.
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