Beyond Logical » Humor http://www.beyondlogical.net/blog Live in void context Thu, 29 Sep 2011 01:48:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Now in mint http://www.beyondlogical.net/blog/humor/now-in-mint/ http://www.beyondlogical.net/blog/humor/now-in-mint/#comments Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:04:04 +0000 div http://www.beyondlogical.net/blog/?p=93

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Here’s my favorite Tale from the Pub so far. Submitted for the approval of, well, everyone, I give you: “Puppet for your thoughts”

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HOW TO RECEIVE BURGLARS.; ONE MAN SHOT DEAD AND ANOTHER THROWN FROM A WINDOW.

New York Times November 21, 1883, Wednesday

]]> http://www.beyondlogical.net/blog/humor/how-to-receive-a-burgalar/feed/ 0 I love overhearing this stuff http://www.beyondlogical.net/blog/feralparenting/i-love-overhearing-this-stuff/ http://www.beyondlogical.net/blog/feralparenting/i-love-overhearing-this-stuff/#comments Thu, 05 Jun 2008 23:29:20 +0000 div http://www.beyondlogical.net/blog/feralparenting/i-love-overhearing-this-stuff/ My daughter has taken to play acting “Oh come to my arms my beamish boy!” with her brother. Then she exclaims “Oh, frabjous day! Callou, callay!” Guess what one of her top requests for me to recite is?

I just walked into the other room and she’s babbling… then I realize what dialogue she’s trying to reconstruct .

“Who?”

“Me who”

“That’s what I want to know!”

“Yes, I have it with me…”

I’m cracking up to internally, but trying not to distract her… :)

Her favorite bedtime read though focuses on a girl who dies (because her parent’s won’t buy her a pony she wants.) She’s picking up the part of the little girl pretty quickly. Expect us on tour soon!

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Can you guess who did the score?

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Hope you all had some irrational fun :)

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I’ve gotten better (I don’t want to go on the cart!) about not registering my finds until I’m SURE I have something worth putting up… but at $10 or so for a year registration it can be pretty hard. In an effort to offload the burden I’ve decided to throw whatever I find and am definitely not going to register up here.

The funniest ones are the ones that can be parsed in multiple ways, or provide options for interesting subdomains or e-mail addresses. For example:

  • meallover.com – As in “meal lover.” I was thinking ”me all over,” but who doesn’t love food? Good for a recipe / restraunt review blog. Ok, so there are other options too… like track, follow, lick…
  • ssismine.com -How would you like to get an e-mail from “your@ssismine.com”? I don’t send enough threatening e-mails to register that one. Maybe a fisherman would like this.b@assismine.com? Or a metal reseller: all.br@assismine.com?

If anyone does register a domain I post here, please let me know so I can see what you do with it.

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Unspeakable Valut (of doom)

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